Queen Hillary Clinton Visits Banana Republic of Pakistan
By guestwriter at 28 October, 2009, 3:19 am
By Ali Yar Khan Arch rivals Mian Nawaz Sharif and Asif Ali Zardari had no option but to meet and greet each other on the heels of a visit by America’s No. 2 person, Hillary Clinton. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

starts her visit to Pakistan, and will be in the land of pure for three days. The whole media and the government will focus on her, thats for sure.
Nothing came out of the meeting between Zardari and Nawaz Sharif. No announcement was made, and either leader didn’t even bother to convene a press conference after the meeting himself. NRO, 17th amendment, Musharraf’s trial and other contentious issues didn’t get any solution or directo to solution, and just a message got acrossed that before the visit of Queen, everyone is united to welcome her.
Richard Holbrooke, , the special envoy for Afghanistan and Pakistan, said that Secretary Clinton will meet Pakistani leaders, members of the civil society, the opposition and the business community. He is very upbeat regarding the visit and must be giving training to the Pakistani officials as how to please the Hillary.
Hillary should come see the places of suicide attacks. She should meet the victims of terrorist attacks and the families of those who have been killed in such attacks. She should visit the ruins of Swat and FATA. She should meet the IDPs (internally displaced persons). She should visit the streets of Pakistan and the ask herself about her “Do More” mantra. She must collect ground realities to assess the situation.
Then she would understand as why Pakistani people are not happy with American presence in Afghanistan and their drone attacks and how much Pakistanis have sacrificed, and how much destruction have occurred throughout Pakistan. If Hillary Clinton is bringing a message of friendship and support to a country under tremendous pressure and bloodshed, then she is welcome, otherwise like her husband, she better be staying ait Chaklala airport for couple of hours and then fly away to India.
And yes happy birthday to Hillary as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton turned 62 yesterday.
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Calling Pakistan Banan republic is little harsh. However, what is happening to Pakistan at the hands of Politicians is pretty much what happens to banana in monkey’s hand.
Off course Hillary should visit the places where there were suicide attacks and meet the affected families so that she should know what is the meaning of saying do more and KL Bill.
No matter what these alien politicians Zardari, Nawaz, Giliani will try to pose as if there is nothing wrong in Pakistan and they are the most loved politicians in pakistan and everybody is in love with America and not themselves but the people of pakistan are ready to die for them. They gonna say to Hillary Queen that SUB ACHAY KI AWAZ HAI. Dehshatgardon ko tore dain gay aur marore dain gay. Dehshatgards are licking our shoes and crying etc. etc. all sorts of bullshit they stories they can create will be presented to HILLARY THE QUEEN and show her that under their leadership SHAIR AUR BAKRI AIK GHAT SAY PANI PEE RAHAY HAIN. SUCH A LIARS THEY ARE THE SUGAR, WATER, GAS AND ELECTRICITY MAFIAS ARE RULING THE COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT GONNA CONTINUE, THESE BULLSHIT ARTIST WILL RUN AWAY SOON WHEN THEIR NRO AND SRO IS IN THE COURT.
MADAM HILLARY PEOPLE OF PAKISTAN DON’T WANT TO SEE AMERICAN EXPANSION, THEIR TERROR NETWORKS THROUGH INDIA AS YOU WANT TO TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP WITH INDIA ON NEW HEIGHTS BUT NO THANKS NOT ON PAKISTAN EXPENSE. WE DON’T WANT YOUR COUNTRY INTERFERING IN OUR AFFAIRS AND IN SHORT WE WANT YOU AS FRIENDS BUT NOT AS MASTERS. SO IF YOU TREAT PAKISTAN EQUALLY WITH DUE RESPECT THAT WILL HELP AMERICA TO WIN HEARTS AND MINDS AND NOT YOUR IMPERIALISTIC APPROACH.
HILLARY WE DON’T WANT TO SEE BLACKWATER, XE, DYNCORP OR ANY OTHER CORP IN PAKISTAN. WHAT’S GOING ON HERE ON ONE HAND YOU PEOPLE ARE ATTACHING STATEMENTS TO KL BILL STATING YOU WILL RESPECT PAKISTAN’S SOVEREIGNITY BUT YOUR PEOPLE ARE ACTING CONTRARY. CAN YOUR MERCENERIES DO SUCH ACTIVITIES IN AMERICA AND GET AWAY WITH IT??? PROVE TO PEOPLE OF PAKISTAN THAT AMERICA IS FRIEND OF PAKISTAN AND NOT THE ENEMY?????
READ THIS NEWS THIS IS FOR YOU AT THE START OF VISITING PAKISTAN
ISLAMABAD – Once again, 4 American nationals were caught red-handed by Capital Police in the wee hours of Tuesday when they were carrying weapons publicly. However, they managed to secure release and continue their journey to a mysterious destination, sources informed.
According to details, police personnel deployed here at Nawaz Chowk, sector F-8, intercepted two suspicious vehicles in the wee hours of Tuesday. During the search, police recovered weapons from their custody. The riders of these vehicles were found, once again, to be American nationals.
To the surprise of many, the Americans were allowed to go along with their arms after an anonymous call that the officer in command at police picket received at the same time when preliminary investigation were being carried out from the foreigners.
Though it is not clear who asked the police to let the Americans go, sources revealed that US Embassy officials came into action swiftly and got their nationals freed after contacting high-ups of Pakistan’s Interior Ministry.
When contacted, Foreign Office spokesman told TheNation that there existed no law in Pakistan that might allow any foreigner or diplomat, including Americans, to move on busy roads of capital with illegal arms.
Talking to TheNation, the Spokesperson of US Embassy Richard Snelsire said he was unaware about the incident.
Following Tuesday’s incident, a wave of anger, fear and uncertainty has been felt across the federal capital. It was not the first incident of such kind in the Federal Capital wherein foreigners were nabbed by police for keeping illegal arms. It has been observed that in a number of incidents police intercepted foreigners including American diplomats cruising busy roads of Islamabad carrying sophisticated arms and let them free after interception of ‘hidden hands’.
Some days ago, police officials deployed at a picket intercepted two Dutch diplomats and recovered sophisticated weapons including hand grenades from their possession. The police lodged a formal complaint, however, no such action was initiated in repeated cases of US diplomats and nationals who were allowed to go.
Following the incident, Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik also stated that no foreigner would be allowed to carry illegal arms with him/her. “The violators would be dealt with an iron hand,” he added.
However, Americans were found violating the law of the land and to the surprise of the Minister himself, violators were given a safe passage every time.
whoever gave the title banana republic should mind his language and at least respect the countrys name…i agree the politicians have made a mess;but it doesnt give u the right to address our nation like that!!
Just to seek attention giving such titles proves your article bogus!!!
Next time use sensible words or dont bother writing anything sir!!!!!